Thursday, January 31, 2013

Homeschool Funny

Joys of homeschooling - grading schoolwork. One of our students was asked this on a language arts problem yesterday:

"How many different verbs can you think of that can fit in the sentence: "John hit the ball."? Replace the verb hit with other verbs that would make sense. Type some here."

The answer given:
John ate the ball.
John tried to eat the ball, yet choked on it.
John managed to eat the ball, and it came out a day later.
John has an eating disorder.


Wouldn't you want to grade homeschool schoolwork, also? ;-)

7 comments:

  1. This kid cracks me up, Heidi & mountain mama:) Thanks for visiting!

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  2. Oh, that's funny!! I'll have to show this to Callie.

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  3. Thank you for visiting and commenting, Teaching Stars! I'm about to grade today's work, and can't wait to see if there are any other funnies:)

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